Prison Diaries #4

My Evening: Today has been pretty good. I got a letter from my pen-pal, so that will give me something else to do later on tonight. I lost my spider earlier today for about 2 hours, but finaly found her in my fan. Shes a black widow and her name is she. Tip of the Day: Never trust a one-eyed dude with a pistol. Quote: Every man of sence must be convinced that our disturbances have arisen more from the want of goverment power than the abuse of it.. Auther Unknown. A Gentle Thought: A penny saved is a goverment oversight. Joke: Do you know how to make a kleenex dance? Blow a little boogie in it. Yeah, I know that sucked! Live Conversations: Conversation started at 6:00 p.m. Panama: Rob, did you get any mail today? Robb: No, did you? Panama: Yeah, I got a letter from my daughter. Jr.Wood: I don't mean to interupt Ya'lls conversation, but what are the symptoms of the bird flu? Panama: Why? Jr.Wood: Ever since I ate that chicken at lunch, I have been a cluckin like a fu*king chicken. Frank: Get off the bullsh*t Jr.Wood! Jr.Wood: I'm not playing, I'll try to say something, than all of a sudden I start cluckin.