Prison Diaries #8

My Afternoon: I didn't do a whole lot today, I just chilled, Listened to the radio and drank a cup of coffee and studied business management for about 2 1/2 hrs. pretty thrilling huh? But really, I like to study. I'm trying to make the best of my time in here. Tip: Don't spit in the wind. Quote: Obeying God never brings on public evils. I know it can't. It's always safest. all around., to do as he bids us by? Poem: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme but this one don't.. By Jr.Wood.(me) Live Brief Conversation: conversation started at 11:45p.m. G-Man: Hey Robb! If the warden came to you today and said you could go home right now if you'd let him stick his finger in your butt would you? Robb: Are you kidding? I'm outta here! H*ll, it ain't no different than if the doctor had to do it. Jr.Wood: Say Robb. That's gay dude! I mean, What if his finger is really long? Robb: Sh*t dude,I'm tired of this prison. Anything to do home. G-Man: Say I'm right there with ya! I've already done 9 months on this 3 yrs term. Jr.Wood: 9 MONTHS!!! Man, I got 7 yrs flat already. You mean to tell me you can't handle a little ole 3 yrs? G-Man: Yeah but being in seg sucks. No job, no outside rec. or anything. Robb: Say Jr.Wood, All I got to say is, Where's the warden? I got 8yrs. to do with only 3 flat done. I'm ready to go. Besides, It's just a finger. G-Man: Yeah, but a really long fat finger! Jr.Wood: What if the warden wanted to fondle your balls? Robb: For how long? Jr.Wood: For 3 minutes. Robb: Wouldn't that be just like a doctor checking for a hernia? Jr.Wood: Say dude, If the doctor fondled your balls for a full 3 minutes you might want to consider changing doctors. Peaches: I'll fondle your balls Robb. Robb: I done told you peaches, You can't fondle my balls. Jr.Wood: Well the warden ain't sticking his finger in my butt, That's for sure! Robb: He's probably to busy sticking his finger in his own butt anyway. Jr.Wood: Yeah! F*ck the warden!!!

Prison Diaries #7

Today: I am going to share a little of my personal diary with you today. Sometimes my thoughts are trapped within the all so real fate we all will face, Death. Before I come to this place it really was just a passing thought that was almost not real at all. Life is something special that's in everything from the human to the beautiful little flower that falls under our feet. I fear this because in the back of my head sometimes tells me that maybe my end isn't to long from coming. I have so much good I want to put into existence on my behalf because of all the bad I have done. I want to be something for ones self as much as for my loved ones. Everything that matters doesn't when that day comes. I just want those that care about me and life to really sit back and reflect on everything that means something. Because without it (life) its nothing,not even a thought. If I don't make it out of this place just know I am and was happy and really see things on a whole different level. Words of thought from me. (Randy) Tip: Don't trust someone who says "trust me." Quote: In order to overcome your foes in war, you must have more or equal artillery,tactic,cunning and force. By Hitler A Gentle Thought: Don't assume malice for what stupidity explain. Live Brief Conversations: Conversation started at 2:30 p.m. Peaches: Hey Jr.Wood, I saw you in the shower today. No wonder they call you Jr.Wood. Jr.Wood: Peaches you b*tch, you ain't suppose to be looking at my penis you queer! Robb: Whats up with that sh*t Jr.Wood? Is that how you got your name? Jr.Wood: H*ll No!! Panama: Whats up with all the nick-names in prison anyway? I've heard some crazy names. One guy in here calls himself trash. Robb: Yeah, and it fits him too! Peaches: Jr.Wood What did you think of my Halloween costume? Jr.Wood: I thought it was great! you make the perfect hoe and you didn't even have to dress up. Robb: Man, That's fu*ked up! Jr.Wood:Yeah but i can't wait till thanksgiving. That way I can shove my pecker up your @$$ and say I'm basting the turkey. Robb: I don't think thanksgiving sounds to good. Jr.Wood:Well if i don't get any mail tonight, You know what it is! Robb: Maybe your boyfriend will write you. Jr.Wood: Naw, I cut him off ever since I found out he was gay. Peaches: I thought I was your boyfriend Jr.Wood? Jr.Wood: Robb you sure looked gay in those red high hills and that lipstick. Robb: That was a special occasion though. Panama: Make sure I'm never there for that occasion. I can live my without seeing that. Jr.Wood: I don't know I thought he was kinda cute.

Prison Diaries #6

My Day: I woke up a little sore, cause yesterday I worked out pretty hard. I got to keep in shape so I can impress the ladies when I get out! He! He! Besides being sore, I've had a decent day. I set around most of the day gathering my thoughts and about life and what it has to hold for me. I always do a lot of thinking on that so I can best take advantage of everything it has to offer. Tip: Never get drunk and put your keys in the wrong truck!! When Domain Names Go Wrong!!!: A site called "Who Represents" Where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. There domain name is WWW. WHOREPRESENTS.COM Live Brief Conversations: Conversation started at 8:00 pm Peaches: Hey guys, I'm tired of this meat free diet. All they serve is beans and I fart all day. Cowboy:B*tch, you ain't meat free. I've been slapping my meat to you for 2 months. Jr.Wood: That's the only queer I know who says he's meat free, ain't that some sh*t? Lucky: Hey did you all hear that sh*t on the news where that dude in London pissed on an old lady while she was dying? Robb: Yeah, I heard that. That's crazy. He's only looking at 3 years in jail. In the U.S. he would of got life. Jr.Wood: What about that gay dude in San Francisco that had a sign on his neck telling people to piss on him? Robb: Man, What the h*ll is wrong with the world? we got some real psycho's out there! Psycho: Did someone call me? Peaches: I'll let you piss on me. Robb: Peaches, shut your b*tch*ss up! Jr.Wood: say seriously! This world is a mess. We're spending billions of dollars on war that we could have ended along time ago. We're sending people to prison left and right. Robb:No Sh*t!! Sure, some people deserve to be here but the fact is , we don't help society by locking people up. Maybe temporarily but sooner or later they (we) get out and since we've had no rehabilitation in here we only continue to do the same sh*t over and over! Lucky: In order to stop crime we need to start in the home by raising our kids the right way. All these single parent homes with drug addict parents and stuff like that don't work. It's out of control. Robb: Yeah, and too many people want to turn their head to the problem and ignore it. The fact is, We as society need to do out part if we expect things to change. Jr.Wood:And that goes for us inmates!! We can't let the system Victimize us. The prison system makes money off of us being here and they want us here. We have to break the cycle as individuals and be responsible people when we're released. Robb: No doubt Homie! That's real right there!